Some of you may be familiar with fantasy author Jim C. Hines (
jimhines here on LJ), the creator of Goblin Extraordinaire, Jig. Jig's, er, I mean, Jim's first fantasy novel, GOBLIN QUEST comes out from Daw this month. Jim has honored me by copying me - he is engaging in his very own Virtual Book Tour. Today, he's stopping by this blog. You can read more about Jim and Jig here:
Now, off to Jim's answers to my questions!
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1. What's the biggest mistake you have made as a writer?
Letting other people tell me what to do instead of trusting my gut. It's only happened a few times, and it's a tough balancing act. I've gotten so much help and advice and support from more experienced writers. And I've seen inexperienced writers who rant and argue with good advice, and end up publishing their masterpiece with Publish America or similar scams. Most of the time, if a successful pro tells you to do something, you do it. And you always say thank you.
But in the end, it's your choice to make, and you need to trust yourself, too. With Goblin Quest, I had an offer from Baen Books, back before DAW bought it. My gut told me to do one thing. Lots of experienced folks told me to do another. I took their advice and lost my first potential book deal with a major publisher.
Likewise, I spent years writing mostly short fiction, in part because people told me I should. I loved it, but I also (eventually) learned that you don't have to have a certain number of short fiction sales before you can start working on a novel. I could have finished Goblin Hero back in 2001 or 2002 if I hadn't been so convinced I was "supposed" to do short fiction first.
I'm not upset about either of these choices at this point, though I was pretty despondent about the Baen deal for a while. I've found my own path, and I'm pretty happy with where I'm at.
2. What's the biggest thing you've done right?
Not giving up. Writing is hard (as you know). I've been doing it since 1995, and I've got well over 500 rejection letters at this point. English was always my worst subject in school ... I just wasn't a great writer. But I loved it, and I kept writing and submitting and seeking out people who could give me useful feedback. I'd like to take this time to apologize to the editors who had to read all of that awful garbage from 1995 and 1996, by the way.
There have been some painful setbacks. But as my wife would tell you, I can be a wee bit stubborn. If I had to write a guide for how to maximize your chances as a writer, it would come down to: Write. Learn. Submit. Repeat. I can be a slow learner, but I never gave up, and that seems to have worked pretty well for me.
3. You write humor, keeping your stories relatively clean. Do you find it difficult to balance humor and good taste/social acceptance? Do you think that your work would be even funnier if you could pull out all the stops and write for an X- or MA-rated audience? Why or why not?
Well, I did have one beta reader complain that I had too many potty jokes in Goblin Hero. No complaints about the nose-picking incident, though. The humor in my writing is just my sense of humor. I've never (well, hardly ever) cracked X-rated jokes in real life the way I do with the more PG jokes and quips. There are suggestive bits from time to time. Darnak's song about the Rod of Creation is a good example.... But even there, I feel like suggestion is far funnier than beating the reader over the head.
Besides, can you imagine anyone wanting to read Goblin Gigolo: Jig gets Jiggy? I can't ... and honestly, if you can, I don't think I want to know about it. Goblin slash is a scary thought.
4. You juggle a busy (and changing) day-job, writing, and family obligations. What would your perfect writing world look like? Would you give up the day-job for more writing time?
The perfect writing world would involve me not needing to sleep. I could spend a good 6-8 hours each night on the writing, without neglecting my family or worrying about the day job and other obligations. Unfortunately, that ain't gonna happen. (Though for a while, my one-year-old son was trying to train us to go without sleep. He's helpful that way.)
Back in 2000, I was working in Nevada, managing a small computer repair shop. It was killing me. I had very little energy left over for writing, and eventually, I quit and moved back to Michigan. When I got here, I deliberately passed up a better-paying job for one that wouldn't follow me home, one that wouldn't eat up all of my mental energy. It's not perfect, but shortly after I started that job, my writing took off. I wrote more, sold more, and no longer felt so stressed I was ready to bludgeon anyone who looked at me funny.
It will be a long time before I can give up the day job, if ever. I'm diabetic, so I need the medical benefits, and my first priority is to make sure I can take care of my family. A writer's income is rarely large or stable enough for that. But if Jig the goblin turns into the next Harry Potter.... Well, a guy can dream, can't he?
Thanks for the great questions, Mindy!